Online Forplay Women’S A Bedrock Babe Costume

Crisp From The Cave

Not Everyone Can Look Glamorous When Living The Cave Person Lifestyle. With All That Smoke And Animal Grease, There’S A Lot Of Opportunity For Staining And Wrinkling. Just Try Cooking Over An Open Fire While Wearing White. But Some Cave Ladies Are Simply More Put Together Than The Rest. How Do Those Fabulous Cavewomen Do It? We’Re Not Really Sure, But We Think It Has Something To Do With Using Starch From Ground-Up Dinosaur Bones To Coat The Finest Sabertooth Tiger Furs. Whatever The Secret A Put-Together Prehistoric Socialite Has Up Her Furry Sleeves, We’Re Sure That She’S Confident Even If Unexpected Company Comes Over Bearing A Chunk Of Mammoth Meat Or Wanting To Borrow A Cup Of Bone Broth. Luckily, We’Ve Got A Bedrock Babe Costume That’Ll Let You Flaunt The Put Together Cavewoman Without Knowing Any Prehistoric Starching Secrets! No Fossil Dust Required!

Product Details

This Bedrock Babe Costume Features A Matching Asymmetrical Skirt And Top, A Pair Of Wrist Cuffs, And A Chunky Pearl Necklace. The Suede-Textured White Skirt And The One-Shouldered Top Have Faux Leather Ties On One Shoulder And Hip. Matching Cuffs Slip Onto Your Wrists While The Necklace Tops Off Your Ensemble For A Classy Touch.

The Fast And The Furriest

While The Status Symbols Of Our Modern Era Usually Include Fast Cars And Jewels, Life Was Different In The Prehistoric Era. A Roughly Chiseled Wheel Or A Large Mammoth Bone Would Make Neighboring Cave People “Ooh” And “Aww” As Compared To A Fabulous New Outfit Or Entertainment Center In Our Time. If You Want To Add Classy Touches To Your Cavewoman Ensemble, Consider Accessories Such As Bone Earrings Or Our Cartoon Cavewoman Wig. You Could Even Carry Along A Club To Defend Yourself From Wandering Sabertooth Tigers. Now, That’S A Classy Cavewoman!