You’Ve Been Busy Putting Those Fellas In Their Place Since You Were Old Enough To Crawl And Talk. Why Should Halloween Be Any Different?
When People Think Of A Ferocious Pirate Captain, Nine Times Out Of Ten, They Think Of A Man. Sigh. While It May Take Some Time To Change Perceptions, In The Meantime, There’S You: Kicking Booty And Taking Names. Those Sea Scum Sure Won’T Know Know What Hit ‘Em When You Board Ship! No Time To Parley; You’Re Tired Of Playing Second Fiddle To The Boys In The Pirate Crew, And With Some Smart Moves, You’Ll Easily Mutiny And Dispose Of The Old Captain Stereotypes.
And Then? You’Ll Be Queen Of The High Seas, Of Course! And With The Outfit To Prove It, No Less (Provided You Take Our Advice And Snatch Up This Adult Queen Of The High Seas Costume!) This Look Features A Jagged-Hem Skirt, Off-The-Shoulder Top, And Even The Long Head Scarf To Keep Your Locks Protected From The Salty Sea Air. When It’S Time To Come Ashore, Add A Fab Pair Of Boots And Prepare To Take Charge Of Your Next Social Event In This Getup. All This Rags-N’-Riches Look Needs To Make It As Fearsome As You Are Is A Pirate Sword. We’Re Betting You Won’T Even Need A Pet Parrot; You Can Teach Those Boys To Repeat After You.
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