Being Ruler Is Easy
Most Kings’ Jobs Involve Making Life As Simple And Clear As Possible For Their Citizens, Which Sounds Exhausting. You Don’T Have To Worry About Any Of That, Because Nothing In Wonderland Ever Makes Sense! Your Country Is Upside-Down And Topsy-Turvy All Day, Every Day. If You Get Tired Of The Craziness, You Could Always Take A Trip Up The Rabbit Hole And See What The Regular World Has To Offer. We’Ve Heard Good Things About A Holiday They Call Valentine’S Day.
Product Details
Steal Everyone’S Hearts When You Wear This Exclusive Adult Premium King Of Hearts Costume! The Magnificent Outfit Includes A Zip-Up Tunic Made Of Red Stretch Velvet And Printed With A Striped Satin Inset Panel. It’S Decorated With Appliqued Red Hearts And A Gold-Tone Belt Printed With Playing Card Symbols. It Looks Stunning When Paired With The Stretch-Knit Pants That Have Gold Stripes And Hearts Running Up The Outside Of Each Leg. The Red Stretch Velvet Cape And The Foam-Backed Velvet Crown Are The Final Word In Majesty.
The Power Behind The Throne
You Might As Well Enjoy Your Easy Life Of Looking Cool And Pretending To Rule, Because We All Know Who The Real Ruling Force Is: The Queen Of Hearts! Don’T Take It Too Hard – At Least You’Re Not Expected To Do Anything That Involves Actually Running A Country. You’Re Free To Spend The Day Playing As Much Flamingo Croquet As You Want, Or Joining Your Subjects’ Card Games. The Only Thing You Should Probably Avoid Is The Queen Of Hearts, Especially On A Day When She Can’T Find The Tarts She Wanted For Dessert.
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