Perilous Pieces Of The Past
You Never Thought Your Interest In History Would Be Dangerous. You Thought You’D Just Take Your Brush And Chisel And Play Detective, One Layer Of Desert At A Time. How Could Fossils Inspire Any Sort Of Fear? But When Some Billionaire With Too Much Time On His Hands Started Fiddling Around With The Ancient Dna You Found While Digging Up A T-Rex In The Middle Of A Barren Landscape, You Started To Get Worried. You Had Held A Single T-Rex Vertebra In Your Hands, You Knew How Big This Dinosaur Would Be As A Living, Breathing Being. But, What Are You Going To Do? Are You Going To Refuse Funding? Pass Up This Chance To Actually Interact With The Ancient History You’Ve Longed To Get To Know Your Whole Life? Nope. You’Re Going To Jump At This Opportunity, Let’S Just Hope Scientists Were Wrong And Those Giant Fossilized Teeth Were Actually For Cracking Open Giant Coconuts!
Details & Design
What Sets This Made By Us Paleontologist Costume Apart From Other Archeologist Or Safari Looks? Our Designers Made Sure To Insert Little Details To Set Your Scientific Explorer Look Apart. The Top And Shorts Are Both Trimmed In A Reptilian Print Faux Leather To Hint At Your Dinosaur Interests. The Shirt Has Dinosaur Patches That Say, “Dinosaur City Marshal” And A T-Rex Skull. The Look Is Finished Off With A Hat With A Reptile Print Sash So You’Ll Be Ready For Those Hot Days In The Sun.
Rugged And Ready
These Khakis Tell The World You’Re Ready For Anything. Want To Take On The Desert And Any Oversized Lizards That Might Come Your Way? Finish Off This Look With Hiking Boots And Tall Socks. There Might Be All Sorts Of Adventures Coming Your Way, But With A Look Like This, You’Re Prepared!
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