Bad Influence
We’Ve Called You In Here Today To Talk About Your Performance As Head Devil Here In Hell. We Understand That You’Re New To This Job, So We Thought We’D Iron Out Some Details And Expectations.
To Be Clear, The Souls In Hell Are Not Supposed To Be Having A Good Time. We Understand That Cavern 19 Does Make A Perfect Location For A Dance Club. And Yes, The Dj Booth Does Look Awesome All Lit Up By The Fire And Brimstone But Dancing To A Limited Playlist Of Techno Beats Is Not A Good Enough Punishment For The Sins These Mortals Sewed In Life.
Costume Details
You’Ll Be Ready To Rule The Underworld However You Want When You Slip Into This Devil Costume. This Sparkling Red Bodysuit Slips Over Your Head For A Simple Yet Cheeky Look. The Plunging Neckline Is Decked Out In A Subtle Horn Design And Has Halter Style Straps Keeping Everything In Place.
With Fiery Gauntlet Gloves And Flirty Devil Horns, You’Ll Have Everything You Need To Take Over The Underworld.
In Conclusion
We Understand Your Mission To “Make Hell More Rad, Less Bad” Is Catching On With Some Of The Lower Minions. And While Rafting On The River Styx Might Seem Like A Lot Of Fun, It Clashes With Our Somber Work Environment. Basically, To Circle Back, You Might Be A Little Too Cool For The Undying Fires Of Hades!
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