These Poor Unfortunate Souls
Look At You! Yes, You’Re An Incredibly Talented (Evil) Sea Witch, But You’Re Simply Wasting Away In A Dark Undersea Cavern When You Could Be Ruling With King Triton’S Trident. Poor You! Never Fear, You’Ve Got Brains As Well As *Cough* Beauty. Just Ask Your Pet Eels Flotsam And Jetsam! Youll Be Queen Of The Seas In No Time.
Product Details
Strike Fear Into The Hearts Of Mermaids Everywhere With This Exclusive, Officially Licensed Disney The Little Mermaid Ursula Latex Mask! The One-Size-Fits-Most Full-Head Mask Looks Just Like The Scheming Sea Witch, Down To The Purple And Aqua Eyeshadow, Red Lipstick, Mole, And Slightly Fanged Smile. Her Famous White Bouffant Hairstyle And Purple Earrings Make The Look Complete. Viewing Ports In The Eyes Let You See Where You’Re Swimming.
The Perfect Plan?
There’S Only One Thing To Do: Bind Princess Ariel To An Impossible Contract, Sabotage Her Every Time She Tries To Fulfill It, Get Triton To Give Up His Freedom In Exchange For Hers And Hope That The Little Mermaid’S Boyfriend Doesn’T Stab You With A Ship’S Bowsprit. What Could Go Wrong?
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