Plenty Of The Most Iconic Cultural Movements Have Been Marked By One Or Two Traits That Might Have Seemed A Little Backwards To The People Who Didn’T Really Get Them. Like Recently, Here On Earth, There Was A Whole Wave Of Young People Who Insisted That Fixed-Gear Bicycles Without Brakes Were The Only Way To Travel. And A Long Time Ago, In A Galaxy Far, Far Away, There Lived An Order Of Monks Wielding Handcrafted Plasma Swords In A Universe Bristling With Blasters.
Some People Called The Lightsaber An Elegant Weapon For A More Civilized Age. Some People Called The People Who Said Things Like That Totally Nuts. As A Rule, We Don’T Involve Ourselves In Arguments When One Party Has A Lightsaber Dangling From Their Belt And The Other Party Is Holding A Thermal Detonator.
But We Will Say That A Jedi’S Robes Are Almost As Distinctive As Their Bladed Weapons, Since The Jedi Aren’T Supposed To Be Looking For A Fight. And Lightsabers Can Be Wielded By Non-Jedi, But You Don’T See The Sinister General Grievous Wearing A Deluxe Adult Jedi Robe Like This One! It’S Kind Of Similar To How Wearing A Skin-Tight Cycling Uniform On A Fixie Bike Signals Something Completely Different From Riding Around In A Flannel Shirt With A Case Of Cheap Beer In Tow. To Make A Statement, You Gotta Have The Right Outfit!
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