New Leg Avenue Faux Leather Bat Wings With Body Harness

Harness The Power Of Flight

It Has Long Been The Dream Of Mankind To Soar In The Sky Like Birds And Angels, And To Lift Off From These Earthly Bindings And Join The Sparkling Stars Of The Sky In Their Eternal Dance In The Heavens. That Relentless Enemy, Gravity, Has Always Foiled Those Plans And Dreams. But Not Anymore!

We Have All Heard The Story Of Icarus And His Flight That Was Cut Tragically Short. His Wings Were Made Of Feathers And Glue, Which Was His Undoing In The End As The Sun Melted The Glue And Caused His Failure. Well, We Don’T Want To Brag, But We Have Improved On Daedalus’S Design In Every Way With This Set Of Wings!

A Little Batty

Now, You Can Dance The Flight Of The Free In The Wide-Open Sky When You Strap On This Faux Leather Bat Wing Body Harness. The Harness Straps Securely Across Your Chest And Back, While Still Leaving Plenty Of Room For You To Maneuver. That Full Flexibility And Range Of Motion Is Going To Be Necessary When You Start Flapping Those Bat-Like Wings And Attempt To Hover. We Can’T Promise That You Will Succeed At First, But You Will Look Great While You Practice!