Gettin’ Squatchy With It
Does He Spend His Free Time Gettin’ Squatchy With It? Then There’S Only One Thing To Do. We’Ve Got To Get Him Suited Up For Life In The Wild As A Bigfoot! You Might Think It’D Be A Big Deal To Become A Legendary Unknown Primate, But Really We Can Do It In A Snap. Before Long, He’Ll Be Making Big Ol’ Footprints In His Downtime. And All It’S Gonna Take Is This Boy’S Bigfoot Costume!
You Probably Never Thought You’D Discover Bigfoot, But We Can Help Make That Long-Time Dream A Reality. Of Course, All The Pictures You Take Are Going To End Up Blurry, Because That’S Just What Happens When You Try To Photograph A Real Bigfoot In The Wild In Case You Didn’T Know. If You Do Decide To Try And Film Him The Only Way It Will Turn Out Is If It’S Filmed On 8Mm From About Two Hundred Yards Away. Is It Worth That Kind Of Effort To Get A Glimpse Of A True Legend? We Sure Think So!
Design & Details
This Exclusive Costume Comes Styled As A Jumpsuit, Hood Headpiece, And Mask Combo. Thick, Long Pile, Luxe Faux Fur Adorns The Suit From Head-To-Toe And Will Have Any Kiddo Feelin’ Squatchy (Which Is Good, Trust Us). Faux Suede Sections Comprise The Chest, Hands, And Toes To Add Realistic Detail. The Face Detail On The Mask Is Molded Soft Foam In The Shape Of A Squatch Face, And The Mask Secures Around The Head With Elastic. The Jumpsuit Zips Up In The Back, And There Are Elastic Bands Under The Foot Covers To Secure The Costume Just Right.
A Word To The Wise…
We Definitely Want To Include A Serious Note Along With This Costume! Wearing This In The Woods Could Be Dangerous. We’Re Not Joking. While It Might Be Fun To Play A Prank On Unsuspecting Folks, You Never Know Who Might Be Carrying A Firearm In A Wilderness Area. Please Exercise Caution When Using This Costume!
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