Hop In
Is Driving Not Worth It To You Unless You’Re In The Seat Of A Well-Tuned, High-Performance Sports Car? This Is The Philosophy Of What We Like To Call “Swift Racers.” And Trust Us, We Respect It. If You Have The Urge To Floor The Pedal And Hit 100 Mph At The Wheel, You Should Probably Take Steps Toward Becoming A Professional Racecar Driver. You Could Also Get That Shot Of Speed Adrenaline On The Freeway, But Only If You Also Want To Risk Jail. We Much Prefer You Taking The First Step By Hopping Into Our Swift Racer Costume For Men.
Design & Details
Our Exclusive Costume Comes With A Jumpsuit With Front Zipper, Rib-Knit Cuffs At The Wrists And Ankles, And Checkerboard Side Panels Edged With Black Piping. The Baseball Cap Has A Hook And Loop Fastener In The Back And An Embroidered Patch On The Front. Some Cool Shades And Slick Black Racing Gloves Sold Separately Could Help Pull It All Together. We Don’T Know Everything You Need To Get Started Racing, But If You’Re Confident It’S What You Want (We Couldn’T Deal With The Lack Of Bathroom Breaks) We Are Confident That Our Swift Racer Costume Is The First Step In The Long Journey Toward Getting You In The Middle Of That Vaunted Podium!
Stay The Course
Being In League With The Pro Drivers Takes A Heck Of A Lot More Than Throwing On Your Lucky Hat, After All. You Likely Need A Crash Helmet, A Mid-Size Sedan, And A Big ‘Ol Racetrack To Drive Around In Circles On. While We’Re On The Topic Of Preparedness, Are You Sure You’Re Into This? It’S Tough! Like Driving Through Rush Hour Traffic For Hours A Day, With The Added Pressure Of An Audience Of Thousands, And No Bathroom Breaks! Nope, Not Even One. But If You’Ve Got The Finesse Behind The Wheel, Nothing Will Stop You.
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