Reverence Where It’S Due
We Have Always Be Of The Opinion That It’S Easy To Have Reverence For Big Dark Birds. Have You Ever Seen Hitchcock’S Classic Horror Movie, The Birds? Have You Ever Read Any Of Edger Allen Poe’S Piece About Nevermore, The Raven? Have You Ever Been Attacked By A Murder Of Crows? Well, If Not, You Have Some Homework — Because Everyone Should Harbor A Healthy Reverence For These Majestic Creatures.
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If You’Ve Answered Yes To Any Of These Questions, We’Re Sure This Animated Spooky Raven Decor May Act As A Trigger For Any Feelings Of Fear Or Sorrow That You’Ve Tried To Bury Within The Depths Of Your Soul. There’S No Repressing Such Humanity In The Presence Of The Raven! This One’S Eyes Glow Orange And Its Head Rotates With Creepy Sound Effects When It’S Triggered. It Does Require Batteries, Though, So Be Sure To Feed It Those Every Now And Then!
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We Apologize For That But Go Talk To Your Therapist Quick To Get That All Sorted Out. Immediately Afterward You Should Snag This Bird And Learn To Live With It! If It Scared The Jeepers Out Of You, It Will Surely Have A Similar Affect On The Guests At Your Next Costume Party! Did You Know They’Re One Of The Most Intelligent Animals Around? You Can Place It In The Study At Your Desk Beside A Copy Of Poe’S Collected Works, Or Just Have It Sitting On Your Porch To Freak Out The Trick-Or-Treaters! They Won’T Know Whether This Raven Is A Simple Decoration Or An Omen.
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