I’Ll Get You, My Pretty
Look At It From The Witch Of The West’S Perspective For A Moment. Everything Was Peachy And Perfect – For Her, Anyway – Until That Insufferable Little Girl From Kansas Showed Up. The Pipsqueak Dropped A House On Your Sister, Stole Her Shoes, And Incited All The Munchkins To Start Merrily Singing A Ditty About Her Demise. Frankly, That’S Very Rude. And Yes, Ok, Threatening To Set Her Friend On Fire Might Have Been A Bit Of An Overreaction, But She Dropped A House On Your Sister. Where’S The Justice?
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Channel Your Favorite Iconic Villainess With This Exclusive, Officially Licensed Women’S Wizard Of Oz Wicked Witch Costume Dress! Made Of Breathable Black Poplin Fabric, The Dress Fastens Up The Center Back And Has An Elastic-Backed Waistband For Added Comfort. The Old-Fashioned Leg O’ Mutton Sleeves Puff Above The Elbow And Complement The Decorative, Lace-Up Bodice. A Foam-Backed Pouch Secures To The Left Of The Waistline And Is Great For Storing Monkey Treats. The Matching Witch Hat Has A Tall, Cone-Shaped Crown And A Wide Brim Edged In Memory Wire.
Don’T Make Me Release The Monkeys
We’Re Not Saying That We Would Want To Become A Wicked Witch, But Honestly, We’Re Not Saying That It Wouldn’T Have Its Perks, Either. No One Would Ever Cut You Off In Traffic If They Knew That You Would Just Chase Them On Your Broom Later. If You Only Had An Army Of Winged Primates, Everyone Would Be Prompt At Doing Your Bidding. It Might Not Be Ethical, But It Would Be Totally Awesome Anyway.
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