Hey, Pal, Whatcha In For? Whatever Laws You May Have (Allegedly) Broken, You’Ve Found Yourself In The Slammer With Every Other Crook, Thief, And Goon In The County. And, You Know What That Means? It Means You Should Suit Up In Our Exclusive Prisoner Costume, Since Dressing Any Other Way Would Be A Real Crime!
So, What Was It? Bank Heist Gone Wrong? Got Pinched Committing Grand Theft Auto? Did You Cut Off One Of Those Little Tags On A Mattress? Actually, It’S Fine If You Don’T Want To Tell Us (We Know Asking Too Many Questions About A Prisoner’S Past Can Lead To Trouble) But If You’Re Wearing This Vintage Style Prisoner Costume To A Party, You Might Want To Come Up With A Good Story To Go With Your Snazzy Threads. That Way, Your Sparkling Party Conversation Will Make You A Big Hit, And You’Ll Have An Alibi Ready In Case You Run Into Any Party-Goers Dressed In Cop Or Prison Guard Costumes…
Don’T Worry, Though, If You Can’T Think Of Any Good Caper Or Jailhouse Stories To Share; We’Ve Designed This Costume To Be A Fun Look To Wear Even If You Aren’T Pretending To Have Done Hard Time. Just Put On The Prison Stripe Patterned Pants And Numbered Shirt, And The Matching Striped Cap, And You’Ll Look Like You’Ve Just Staged A Breakout! This Outfit Makes A Great Cops And Robbers Group Costume, Or Team Up With Other Costumed Convicts To Make Your Own Classy Gang!
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