New Underwraps Toddler Teddy Bear Costume

What’S Cuter Than A Baby? Nothing, Except Your Own Baby That Is. Your Own Baby Is Most Certainly Cuter Than Every Other Baby In The Universe, Right? We Get It, It Makes Sense. But You Know What’S Even Cuter Than Your Own Kid? Yes, We’Re Serious, There Is Something Cuter Than Your Own Kid. Stop Scowling At Us. What’S Cuter Than Your Own Kid Is… Your Own Kid In An Adorable Teddy Bear Costume! C’Mon, Tell Us We’Re Wrong! We’Re Not Wrong, We’Re Actually Right. Because Teddy Bears Are Already Adorable, And Your Child Is Most Certainly Adorable, And Simple Math Tells Us That Adorable * Adorable = Infinite Adorability! Don’T You See! If We Could Somehow Loose This Level Of Adorableness On All The Peoples Of The World… There Would Be No More Wars. No More Tears Or Unhappiness. Just Everyone Staring At Your Most Adorable Teddy Bear Baby And Wondering If There Could Be Anything In The World More Beautiful Than That (Obviously, The Answer Is No, Which We Answered Above).

So Let Your Toddler Take The Fashion World By Storm In This Teddy Bear Costume. The Oohs And Ahhs You Get Out Of This Thing Could Tear Down Walls, Rebuild Hearts, Mend Fences, And Probably Accomplish Many Other Feats Of Construction And Engineering. But All Of That Is Secondary To Your Own Joy, As Their Parent, And The Smile That Will Surely Break Across Your Face All Day As You Admire Your Cutest Little Munchkin In The World As They Toddle To And Fro Looking Like A Soft, Fluffy Teddy Bear. You’Ve Done It, Parent. You’Ve Changed The World With This Kiddo. Infinite Adorability For Everyone!