It’S Wild Out There
We Get It. Some Days, Your Life Feels Like You’Re Running A Menagerie. Maybe You’Re Juggling A Crazy Amount Of Coursework And You’Re Beginning To Wonder If Why You Think Of Chimpanzees And Orangutans Every Time You See Your Group Project Partners. Or, Perhaps You’Re Busy Balancing Work And Home Life And You Think That Life Would Be Easier If You Had A Dart Gun (With Sedatives! Nonviolence, People, Nonviolence.) Well, Guess What? The Cool Thing Is That You’Re Totally In Control, And You’Re Crushing It In All Areas Of Life! You Keep All The Plates In The Air Even On The Hard Days And You Own Your Stuff Like A Boss – Or Like A Master Zookeeper!
Product Details
Tiger Wrangling And Elephant Feeding Time Is Peanuts To You When You Wear This Exclusive Plus Size Zookeeper Women’S Costume! The Khaki Jumpsuit Is Practical For Checking The Exotic Birds’ Aviary But Also So, So Flattering. With A Cute Belt And Flirty Animal-Print Detail On The Cuffs And Collar And A Matching Safari Hat, You’Ll Be The Sassiest Zookeeper In History. Add A Few Sweet Stuffed Animals For Extra Authenticity.
Mad Respect
One Of The Best Things About Dressing As A Zookeeper Is The Ability To Command Awe. Few People Can Handle Dealing With Wild Animals On A Daily Basis, And How You Accessorize The Outfit Can Really Paint The Picture! Bring Along A Stuffed Hyena, An Owl, A Rhinoceros – Heck, Even A Great White Shark! Nothing’S Too Big For You To Handle.
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