Just Wing It
Alright, We Know There Are Dragons That Can Fly That Don’T Have Wings. Except, Those “Dragons” Are Called Wyrms And Thus, Technically, Not Dragons. If You Stroll Into Your Next Costume Party With Scale Make-Up And No Wings, People Will Definitely Think You’Re A Lizard. You Could Tell Them You’Re A Wyrm, But That Could Open A Whole Different Can Of… Worms… Moving On. A Lizard Is A Perfectly Cool Costume, But It’S Not What You Were Going For. Lizards Don’T Have Caves Full Of Gold Or Magic That They Can Use To Raise The Dead Or Raze Entire Villages To The Ground. So, Get Yourself A Pair Of Wings To Complete Your Dragon Costume And Skip The Hassle Of Explaining Yourself.
Product Details
These Ultimate Black Dragon Wings Are A Great Way To Make Sure You’Re Not Mistaken For A Less Impressive Reptile. Made From Lightweight Foam, They’Ll Be Comfortable To Wear And May Just Be Light Enough To Make You Fly. Your Dragon Costume Will Go From Wrym-Y To Intimidating When You Strap On These High-Detailed Wings.
Standing Still
Before You Go: Don’T Try Flying With These Wings. They Look Really Cool And We’Re Sure They Could Glide Through The Air Pretty Well, But Only If They Don’T Have A Person To Carry With Them. However, If You Actually Know Dragon Magic And Have Discovered How To Take Flight, Please Pass Along That Information. We’Ve Run Out Of Safe Ideas To Get Ourselves Airborne.
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