Your Field Guide To Monsters
Hi, There, Human. Don’T Scream And Run Away Yet. It’S Probably Your First Time Meeting A Monster In Real Life. Here Are Some Fun Facts About Us! We Come In All Shapes And Sizes. Our Coats Are Usually Fun Colors. We Do Enjoy Hiding Under Beds And Beneath The Stairs, But We Also Can Be Seen Strolling Down The Neighborhood Sidewalks, Especially Around Halloween. Oh, And We Need Lots Of Candy To Keep Our Stomachs Happy. Otherwise, We Start Wondering If Humans Are Tasty.
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Are You A Friendly Or A Scary Monster? The Choice Is Yours When You Wear Your Little Green Monster Kid’S Costume! The Exclusive, One-Piece Outfit Is Made Of Soft Green Faux Fur And Has A Chest Panel Of Longer Fur. Dark Green Spikes Run From The Top Of The Attached Hood To The Tip Of The Stuffed Tail. Monster Paws Are Sewn To The Suit’S Wrists And Ankles. Pull Up The Hood To Reveal Monster Eyes And Ears As Well As A Row Of Front Teeth Above The Face Opening.
There’S A Monster In The House
If You Wake Up At Midnight To The Sound Of Something Rustling Around The House, Don’T Worry Too Much. Those Glowing Red Eyes Belong To The Household Kind Of Monster. They Like To Try To Jump Out And Scare You As Much As They Can, But They Are Easily Distracted By Video Games, Hanging Out With Friends, And Going To Costume Parties. In Other Words, Their Bark Is Worse Than Their Bite!
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