I’Ll Get You, My Pretty!
If Dorothy Gale Had Entered Oz In A More Respectful Way, This Wouldn’T Be Happening. But No, She Had To Land A House On Top Of Your Sister, And She Stole Your Sister’S Gorgeous Ruby Red Slippers! Everyone Knew That Your Sister Wanted You To Have Those So That You Could Cause Even More Mischief! Never Mind, Though: Even If That Dratted Girl From Kansas Has The Support Of The Munchkins And Glinda And Wizard Because She’S Just So Irritatingly Nice (Gross!), There’S No Way That She Can Escape Your Winged Monkeys!
Product Details
Practice Your Best Evil Cackle! This Exclusive, Officially Licensed Girl’S Wizard Of Oz Toddler Wicked Witch Costume Will Transform You Into One Of The Best Villainesses In History! The Ankle-Lenth Dress Fastens At The Back And Is Made Of Black Poplin Fabric. The Bodice Is Detailed With Puffy Leg O’ Mutton Sleeves And Decorative Lacing. A Foam-Backed Pouch Attaches To The Left Side Of Your Waistline. The Matching Black Hat Comes To A High Point And Has Memory Wire In Its Brim So That You Can Pose It As Desired.
Hard Pass
One Of The Greatest Things About Being A Wicked Witch Is That You Can Take A Firm Stance On Bath Time. No Sponge Baths. No Showers. No Wet Washcloth To The Face To Clean Up The Chocolate Smears. No Water At All. Anyone Who Suggests Otherwise Is Clearly Not To Be Trusted And Should Be Subjected To A Very Loud Temper Tantrum. Don’T They Know That Water Is Deadly To Witches? Why Would They Want To Destroy Your Beautiful Wickedness!
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