It’S Just A Phase
Think Back To Your Teenage Years, The Days When Angst And Egotism Ran Amock. Were You Silently Brooding Over Bella Picking Edward Over Jacob (Team Edward Forever) Or Writing Daily Diary Entries That Sounded A Lot Like This: Dear Journal, Why Does The World Smite Me? We’Ve All Been There So Don’T Be Ashamed To Admit It. In Fact, We May Have Been The Most Angst-Ridden Teenagers On The Planet At One Time And We Have The Cringy Journal Entries To Prove It. We Thought Ditching All Of Our Perfectly-Good, Bright-Colored Clothing For Charcoal Colored Apparel Was A Grand Idea. The Color Black Became Our Best Friend. We Wanted Our Hair, Lips, And Bedroom Walls To Be A Melancholy Shade Of Ebony. Fast Forward 15 Years Later And We’Re Still Repairing The Damage To Our Hair Caused By All Those Boxes Of Black Dye.
Product Details
Now You Can Go Through Your Inevitable Goth Phase Without Trashing Your Clothes Or Doing Damage To Your Hair. This Costume Will Outfit You In A Silky Black Dress With A Trendy High-Low Hemline And Empire Waist. A White Scalloped Collar, Sleeve Cuffs, And Belt Offset The Macabre Frock. You’Ll Also Receive A Rosary Necklace And A Hand Headpiece. The Black Pigtail Wig Pictured Here Isn’T Included But We Sell Plenty Of Them. Pick One Up. Your Hair Will Thank Us Later.
A Goth Glow-Up
This Mid-Week Darling Costume Gives You The Classic Goth-Inspired Glow-Up You’Ve Been Longing For. People Will Question Whether You Hang Out In Graveyards Or If You Spend Your Spare Time Studying The Brain Structure Of Homicidal Maniacs, Which Is The Exact Vibe You’Re Striving For. We’Re So Proud Of You, Baby Bat! We Snap Our Fingers In Unison, Giving You The Goth Kudos You Deserve. *Snap* *Snap*
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