How It All Began
It Was A Day You’Ll Never Forget. You Were Just Hanging Out With Your Friends In The Hidden Jungles Of Your Homeland When A Visitor Suddenly Walked Into Your Village. He Was Dressed A Little Weird, But He Seemed Friendly, And He Made You An Offer You Couldn’T Refuse. “Hey,” He Said. “Would You Like To Work In A Magical Factory, Concocting The Most Delicious Candy Known The World Over, And Singing Moralistic Songs To Kids Who Break The Rules?” Um, Yes Please!
Product Details
Help Your Boss Guide Unforgettable Factory Tours In This Officially Licensed, Exclusive Willy Wonka Oompa Loompa Costume For Adults! The Polyester Jumpsuit Fastens Down The Back And Is Designed To Look Like A Chocolate-Brown Top Beneath A Pair Of White Overalls. The Included Brown And White Leg Warmers Have Elastic Bands To Keep Them Snugly In Place, And Their Stripes Match The Trim That Decorates The Neckline And Sleeve Cuffs.
The Benefits Can’T Be Beat
Your Work Situation Is A Little Unusual, But Honestly, It’S Hard To Think Of A Better Job. It’S True That The Factory Was Closed To The Public For Years, But On The Other Hand, All Of Your Friends Are With You So It’S Not Like You’D Want To Leave. And Did We Mention That The Benefits Package Includes All Of The Candy You Could Ever Eat? There’S A Literal River Of Chocolate Running Through The Center Of Your Workplace. We’Ll Take That Over An Employee Appreciation Plaque Any Day.
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